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It’s 5:00 am. I just checked the mail.
I got into the Stella Adler Studio of Acting…
That’s in New York City btw…
What do I do?
What just happened……
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Did I mention I have a new video?? Cuz I have a new video! Watch? Please! Even with the blurriness of it. Silly blurriness…
OH MY GOD.
IT’S FUCKING TRUE. LIFE IS WONDERFUL.
OH my god. DIED! This is the best thing I’ve ever seen
That’s No Moon…
Created by Timo Jousimo
Note from artist: Witness the power of this fully operational teaball!
Yes, it’s a tea infuser made in the shape of the Death Star. It features two domes, one with the dish for the death ray. Also a simple interlocking mechanism for opening and closing and a bit over thousand 1 mm holes drilled all around it. Diameter is 50 mm, so it’s good for whole pot of tea.
Crafted entirely from 925 silver sheet metal (plus the chain).
@TheSilencePR: It’s not that there aren’t new Doctor Who episodes airing now, it’s that we’re in every episode and you can’t remember them.
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C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, but we don’t serve minors.” So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, “Excuse me; I’ll just be a second.” Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, “Get out! You’re the seventh minor I’ve found in this bar tonight.” E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, “You’re looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development.” Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural. Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he’s under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.
River Kills The Doctor. Except it’s Lego.
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